samedi 12 mai 2007

Driving in Morocco

I think that if you want to travel to Morocco one time in your life you should take some lessons to prepare yourself to the highway code...
If you don't have enough time, I can give you a short summary.
There are ten rules:

1) Don't stop moving !!! If you stop riding you can be sure that you will have a accident.
2) Right-hand priority is applicable only if you are alone at the crossroad...
3) Pedestrians are not users we have to respect. (I suspect them of doing a contest for who crushes most pedestrians in one day!)
4) White lines on the road are useless. You can exeed ad roll on the tape you want...
5) A horn is only a toy! Don't try to use it to be understood because people use horns so often that nobody knows any more what it is made for.
6) Carts with horses don't have any disc breakes...You're dreaming if you imagine that they will pay attention to you...
7) Motorbikers and bicyclers have the same status as pedestrians... (cfr 3)
8) Traffic lights are only a kind of old christmas decorations.
9) The speed limits only apply to donkeys.
10) Don't care about traffics signs. They are only drawings without any signification for Morrocanse drivers.

To sun : GOOD LUCK...

2 commentaires:

CSR a dit…

What's the difference between "break(e)s" and "brakes"?

Monique Misenga Banyingela a dit…

Lol
It's very hilarious.. Did you go near our bus driver? Me, I did.. I was very afraid, I saw my life like a movie in some situations..